Dirty Kristi

When you have such a massive vagina that you need to use actual midgets as dildos.
She's been around the block a few times, she definitely has a Dirty Kristi.
by Crucibled December 10, 2018
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Dirty Kris

While receiving oral, the act of surprise shitting on your partners chest.
I was balls deep and he pulled a Dirty Kris all over my tits.
by Crucibled December 10, 2018
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