Dirty Gerty
Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.
Dirty Gerty by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005
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dirty gehrty
B.P.: Man dirty gehrty just threw a total fit and broke the ping ping paddle after I worked him over 21-2
M.J.W: That's wack
M.J.W: That's wack
dirty gehrty by DrTtobe September 24, 2012
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dirty germy
slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.
dirty germy by allan jenkins July 9, 2007
Dirty Gertrude
Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.
Dirty Gertrude by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021
Dirty Gertie
Dirty Gertie by stoke_gal March 10, 2009
Dirty Gertie
The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.
Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.
Dirty Gertie by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022
Dirty Gerry
Gerry is generally a nice bloke to people who think they know him , Gerry is misunderstood apparently , Gerry also has a secret , he likes to send multiple unsolicited dic pics to multiple women and makes ladies ill , Gerry is also desperate and will do anything for attention and validation.
Please Don’t be a dirty Gerry
Please Don’t be a dirty Gerry
Dirty Gerry by Cowardlyscot July 16, 2019
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