Dirty Gerty 

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

Dirty Gerty by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

dirty gehrty 

An otherwise collected man, who gets excessively angry when he gets beaten at table tennis.

B.P.: Man dirty gehrty just threw a total fit and broke the ping ping paddle after I worked him over 21-2

M.J.W: That's wack

dirty gehrty by DrTtobe September 24, 2012

dirty germy 

slipping a snickers bar into the mouth of a fat chick just after she has passed out, then licking inside her mouth while making piggy noises.

When tubby had a panic attack, I broke out the travel size bars and gave her a dirty germy.

dirty germy by allan jenkins July 9, 2007

Dirty Gertrude 

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

Dirty Gertrude by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

Dirty Gertie

When a colleague at work takes photos of ones poo, he/she is a dirty gertie.

Matt: my poo was best on rate my poo yesterday, Nat: matt you are a dirty gertie!

Dirty Gertie by stoke_gal March 10, 2009

Dirty Gertie

The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.

Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.

Dirty Gertie by Bofa D’s Nuts July 17, 2022

Dirty Gerry

Gerry is generally a nice bloke to people who think they know him , Gerry is misunderstood apparently , Gerry also has a secret , he likes to send multiple unsolicited dic pics to multiple women and makes ladies ill , Gerry is also desperate and will do anything for attention and validation.
Please Don’t be a dirty Gerry

Girl : unsolicited dic pic , ewww no one likes a dirty Gerry

Dirty Gerry by Cowardlyscot July 16, 2019