Dirty Fran
When someone shoves a cucumber between their friends butt-crack and then proceeds to make cucumber sandwiches and serves them for afternoon tea.
Dirty Fran by The big boy 123 September 18, 2021
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Dirty Frank
Brad: You down to trip on some shrooms tonight?
Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!
Chad: Nah, let's do a Dirty Frank bro. Get me a Four Loko!
Dirty Frank by keeksssssss August 5, 2021
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Dirty Francesco
Dirty Francesco is the act of making a hole in the pillow, drawing your best friend's face on it, then penetrating it until it is filled with semen and then drinking the semen from the pillow
Dirty Francesco by The useless pillow September 3, 2021
Dirty Francis
When a partner wears a biking helmet covered in rusty nails (similar to a sea urchin), and runs at partner 2 from a distance of approximately 10 yards while partner 2 holds their urethra open in an attempt for partner 1 to "thread the needle".
Player 1: "Man! Bill was late for practice today so Coach gave him a Dirty Francis!"
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
Player 2: "Ow man that made my crotch hurt just hearing that."
Player 3: "hope he got his tetanus shots."
Dirty Francis by MackDirty323 April 20, 2020
Dirty Franklin
The act of wiping a hundred dollar bill on one's ass, then giving the bill as a form of payment. Used when payer is upset about paying.
Stopped by the cable place to pay that outrageous bill today in person. I gave them the old dirty franklin.
Dirty Franklin by The Great Cadillac Jack November 22, 2010
Dirty Francisco
Dirty Francisco by Evil Step Dad November 15, 2015
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