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Dirty Douche Dog

A Dirty Douche Dog is when a frozen hot dog is inserted into the anus. The hot dog is left inside the anus untill it is warmed up, then pooped into a bun so it is hot and ready to eat.
I gave Wanda a dirty douche dog lastnight.
Dirty Douche Dog by redeyejedi2009 February 15, 2010

Dirty Dooky Douche 

A douche that has been used to clean out a womens ass after a man has finished giving her anal
April sure used that dirty dooky douche a lot.
Dirty Dooky Douche by Anonymous July 26, 2003

dirty douchebag

Exactly like filthy hobag, only masculine in connotation. However, without modification, this word can be applied to a female. This person thinks the world of himself, and would use any situation or relationship to his advantage and would not think twice about hurting anyone and anything to get what he wants. May have multiple partners concurrently or consecutively, and is typically "loose" with his libido. This person is a control freak and will manipulate situations that aren't going his way. Very jealous over successful relationships and often can be found attempting to wreck them.
(eric) is such a dirty douchebag. He's been through 6 breakups since I've been with (cindy) and every time he comes around trying to turn us against each other.
dirty douchebag by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

Dirty Doucher 

1. (DIRTY) - Someone who is dirty and likes to do you dirty or (wrong).
2. (DOUCHER) - The repeated act of Douchary by someone for no apparent reason other than the pure joy of being an asshole.

The perpetrators are often males who have extremely small penises. Their diet consists almost entirely of Hot Pockets, Doritos and Mountain Dew. Though age is not a factor, many are 30+ and live in their momma’s basement, with their entire social life being made up of xbox live and World of Warcraft. They often smell like sweaty sex because of frequent masturbation and rarely ever bathing (Dirty). They tend to have very little education, but claim to know everything, about everything and love to debate for hours about the grand design of the universe.
That guy that was following us around and team killing us on Battlefield Bad Company 2 was a DIRTY DOUCHER!
Dirty Doucher by Technoide June 18, 2011

Dirty Doucher 

The combinations of Dirty + Doucher
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.
That DIRTY DOUCHER Butters kept team killing me on Battlefield Bad Company 2 last night.
Dirty Doucher by Technoide June 12, 2011
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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