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Dirty Deja 

When a woman gets shit rubbed all over her, then proceeds to get cleaned off by old men.
Guy 1: man my sister stinks today.

Guy 2: Oh sorry man, me and my friends gave her a Dirty Deja last night.
Dirty Deja by Jaday250 October 11, 2019
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Dirty Dejan 

When you start fucking the whole enemy squad in Warzone and then carry your teammates ass out of the gulag
Marcel: DAMN BOIIII HE DID A QUAD FEED, you son of a bitch you DID IT

Daniel: NAHHH BOIII HE DID THE DIRTY DEJAN, he did it again
Dirty Dejan by DAMNDEJAN April 19, 2020

DirtyDjango 

DirtyDjango: 1) screw w/o protection, 2) pullout, 3) get sucked off, 4) piss.

When a well hung guy (black or white; see related films) bones partner's (male or female) ass or twat (well douched or not) without a condom and said partner immediately (or eventually) takes "Django's" thrusty horsecock into mouth to suck him off in some magical fantastic deliriously hysterical notion that "Django's" pulling out prevents STIs and HIV/AIDS infection or conception/fertilization and because his horsecock is so big recipient could not stand being pounded long enough for "Django" to ejaculate. "Django" is at least smart enough to piss immediately after sex (on his willing partner or not) in a mildly logical attempt to sanitize his penis and prevent infection from his partner (since urine is sterile).
Normally, I would say "Auf Wiedersehen." But since what "Auf Wiedersehen" actually means is "'until I see you again" and, since we did the DirtyDjango, I never need to see you again, to you, I say, "Goodbye."

They did the DirtyDjango to avoid getting and infections, but one still got the clap.

She did the DirtyDjango to please her man and avoid getting pregnant, but she still got pregnant, and didn't get his number to let him know. Another bastard is born.

The DirtyDjango is safe sex. (Not really.)
DirtyDjango by MrTopper May 4, 2013

DirtyDeagle 

When a guy shoots his load into a girls ass at mach 5 speeds
Dude last night she let me do the DirtyDeagle
DirtyDeagle by Getlandshark'ed March 6, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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