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Dirty dallas 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob with a lip full of dip (chewing tobacco)
“Man my girl gave me a dirty Dallas and now my d**k burns”
“After getting my first dirty Dallas it looked like I had lawn clippings on my d**k”
Dirty dallas by Coochieman01 October 16, 2020

Dirty Delilah 

The act of covering a dick in pollen, then proceeding to stick a flower up the penis.
Simone did the Dirty Delilah with Aaron last night.
Dirty Delilah by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020

Dirty Dallan 

The act of going to a strangers party, drinking all the booze in the house, and taking a piss in the corner of every room in the house, including the closets.
Jim went to the party and had a dirty dallan, looks like they will be cleaning some stains up tomorrow
Dirty Dallan by Kevbot2021 August 27, 2020

Dirty Daliwal 

While pounding your bitch from behind, you place your finger in her ass. then reach around and give her a shit stained bindi dot on her forehead
" yo cuz, i was balls deep in balldeeps sister last night. shoved my finger in da bitches ass, then gave her a dirty daliwal ...the bitch loved it" !!!!!!!!
Dirty Daliwal by urban pimp November 8, 2006

Extra Dirty Dallas 

An Extra Dirty Dallas is when a girl gives you a blowjob with a mouthful of tobacco dip and Barbeque sauce
Billybob: Damn Gator I can't believe Darlene gave you an Extra Dirty Dallas!!

Gator: I can't believe Darlene knew what an Extra Dirty Dallas was!! my dick's been hurting for weeks.

Dirty Daliwal 

While pounding your bitch from behind, you place your finger in her ass. then reach around and give her a shit stained bindi dot on her forehead
" yo cuz, i was balls deep in balldeeps sister last night. shoved my finger in da bitches ass, then gave her a dirty daliwal ...the bitch loved it" !!!!!!!!
Dirty Daliwal by urban pimp November 10, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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