Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023

Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

dirty Brandyn

When a man is too nervous to get an erection during intercourse.

We were going to have sex but then he became a dirty Brandyn.

by Somebody’s mom April 5, 2023

Dirty brandon the entertainer

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

by Maatttyyy April 14, 2020

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty Brandin

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.

Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.

by Dirty Trash Water August 25, 2019

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009