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Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.
Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!
Dirty Brandon by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

dirty Brandyn 

When a man is too nervous to get an erection during intercourse.
We were going to have sex but then he became a dirty Brandyn.

Dirty brandon the entertainer 

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.
Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
Dirty brandon by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty Brandin 

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.
Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.
Dirty Brandin by Dirty Trash Water August 25, 2019

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)
Dirty Brandon by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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