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Dirokes are sweet, amazing, loving guys. No matter what, a Diroke will always make you smile! They keep to themselves, but once you've earned their love or friendship, they'll be by your side forever. The only thing that sucks about Dirokes is how sarcastic they are! It gets to a point where sometimes you don't even know when they're being sarcastic, or serious. They're sex gods, and will always hit the right spot. The best part is, it's not all about sex for them. Dirokes make the best boyfriends because they treat their girlfriends like princesses. If you're dating a Diroke, hold onto him as long as possible. As long as he loves you, you'll be happy.
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Diroke by D!roke November 5, 2018
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a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.
Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.
Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018
Related Words
Diroke • droke • Dirked • dirken • Droker • Dirker • dirkey • droken • DIMOKED • Dirke
something fake or naqli.
bro their friendship is droke
droke by Theoneandonlydimah May 10, 2021
To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends
Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken
dirken by Mylan! July 11, 2016

non-droker

Non-drinker & non-smoker.
non-droker by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Dirked it up 

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.
I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.
Dirked it up by ceedree April 5, 2011
The act of taking a break from work to have a drink and smoke. Typically done at 3pm.
It's 3 o'clock and I'm fried, wanna droke?
Droke by Y4NK33 May 4, 2010
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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