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To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.

"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"

Dirked by NBAfan69 January 5, 2012

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Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

Dirked by dangeray September 24, 2010

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Dirked

The feeling of excitement you have when the Dallas Mavericks win.

I got so Dirked when the Mavericks beat the Heat!

Dirked by Coltsteel December 7, 2011

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Dirked it up

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

Dirked it up by ceedree April 5, 2011

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Shark Dicked

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

Shark Dicked by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

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Dicked Down

To get fucked good and hard all night long.

Damn girl, I got dicked down last night proper.

Dicked Down by Nacho.Bizzzz2u July 22, 2017

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Dirkers

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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