Directard 

A rabid retarded directioner who keeps bitching about haters and insulting them.

Girl: I love One Direction!

Guy: I hope you're not a directard.

Directard by TheMaster001 September 2, 2013

Directard 

A Directard is a film director that ruins, otherwise good movies with shaky camera work to create the illusion of realism.

"That was an awesome movie but I was getting motion sickness from the over use of shaky camera work, what Directard is responsible for this crap?"

"Hey they invented the steady cam for a reason, you stupid Directard!"

Directard by The Movie Reviewnaut June 12, 2013

Director Hugo V. 

Director Hugo V Is a music video director out of Los Angeles California and is a graduate of the prestigious University of Southern California.

Early in his career he was dubbed as "The King of Street Videos" and is now currently being referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" . His style is heavily influenced by the likes of Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Oliver Stone and Italian director Sergio Leone.

His video "Los Angeles" by B-Real of Cypress Hill was nominated for a Los Angeles Music Award and enjoyed wide success on the internet with more than 1 million views.

Currently resides in Los Angeles and is working on a highly anticipated project with Frank Lucas Jr the biological son of 70's Harlem drug king piin Frank Lucas Sr as portrayed by Denzel Washington in the biopic American Gangster.

Director Hugo V.'s style of directing is like a high octane union between Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino.

Director Hugo V. by V38 July 4, 2009

Director Hugo V

A Mexican/American music video director referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" in reference for his filming style. Also called "The King of Street Videos". Best known for his independent work on "Sliding In The Whip" and "Los Angeles", two music videos with Latino rapper B-Real of Cypress Hill.

That music video's filming, pacing and editing is reminiscent of Director Hugo V.'s style.

Director Hugo V by Lestat70 March 27, 2009

Band Director 

One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.

The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.

The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.

My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.

Band Director by viel Larm um nichts~ August 4, 2009

Deretardify 

To undo, or fix a situation when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.

I had to go into work and it took me hours to deretardify the program that Wayne butchered like an aborted fetus.

Deretardify by The Wonely Waynger April 3, 2009

band director 

1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.

"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"

band director by Tbabstbone November 26, 2011