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noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

dip dong 

A sexual position more commonly known as the pile driver in which the woman sticks her ass in the air while the man points his penis downward and squats to penetrate after which he repeats until he realizes it's way to uncomfortable for either party to climax.
(Johnny) Damn man, why you look so tired?
(Davey) I tried dip donging Tammy last night and all I got was charlie horses and her bitching at me about how much her neck and ass hurt afterwards.
dip dong by Irving Fryer July 8, 2010
A combination of the words dibshit and dingdong meaning very stupid, especially useful when one does something stupid.
Goddamn it Daniel you had one job! You're such a fucking dibdong.
dibdong by Yes,Yes,AndYes April 25, 2019

Dip Dong 

A politically appropriat and openly acceptable term for dip shit with out profanity

A person who is of minimal intelect. Someone who is not capeable of intelagent conversatin. Completely devoid of general intelagence. Mildly toleralbe in short amounts of time. Very irritating in social settings.
That Dip dong got caught looking at roses butt.

Jeff;"Steve is the biggest dip dong I have ever met."

Nikki;" Why what did he do?"

Jeff;"He got caught by the cops loitering and prowling around his ex's house."

Nikki;" Your right what a Dip Dong."
Dip Dong by KornyJeff May 3, 2009
A Word That You Call Some One That Uses Dildos Way To Much.
Friend " I use my dildo every day !!! "

Colin " You are a Dildongo "
Dildongo by c BOB c May 15, 2009
Dipdog, a dipshit dogfucker who's stupidity baffles you to the point of confusion.
That dude just rammed the forklift into a wall. What a dipdog!
Dipdog by ghostex February 14, 2015