Dipdong
“Nice job dipdong.”
Dipdong by ErinJukebox November 21, 2023
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dildong
noun
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.
2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009
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dip dong
A sexual position more commonly known as the pile driver in which the woman sticks her ass in the air while the man points his penis downward and squats to penetrate after which he repeats until he realizes it's way to uncomfortable for either party to climax.
(Johnny) Damn man, why you look so tired?
(Davey) I tried dip donging Tammy last night and all I got was charlie horses and her bitching at me about how much her neck and ass hurt afterwards.
(Davey) I tried dip donging Tammy last night and all I got was charlie horses and her bitching at me about how much her neck and ass hurt afterwards.
dip dong by Irving Fryer July 8, 2010
dibdong
A combination of the words dibshit and dingdong meaning very stupid, especially useful when one does something stupid.
dibdong by Yes,Yes,AndYes April 25, 2019
Dip Dong
A politically appropriat and openly acceptable term for dip shit with out profanity
A person who is of minimal intelect. Someone who is not capeable of intelagent conversatin. Completely devoid of general intelagence. Mildly toleralbe in short amounts of time. Very irritating in social settings.
A person who is of minimal intelect. Someone who is not capeable of intelagent conversatin. Completely devoid of general intelagence. Mildly toleralbe in short amounts of time. Very irritating in social settings.
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