dibdong 

A combination of the words dibshit and dingdong meaning very stupid, especially useful when one does something stupid.

Goddamn it Daniel you had one job! You're such a fucking dibdong.

dibdong by Yes,Yes,AndYes April 25, 2019

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

Dildongo

A Word That You Call Some One That Uses Dildos Way To Much.

Friend " I use my dildo every day !!! "

Colin " You are a Dildongo "

Dildongo by c BOB c May 15, 2009

dildongus

A dingus who works at McDonald's at 2 am.

I ordered extra pickles today but dang Dildongus forgot them.

dildongus by Zaklore October 4, 2021

dildong ditch 

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

dildong ditch by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

dindong 

A person who doesn't know what a dindong is

Someone who knows what a dindong is: "Omg you're such a dindong!"

Someone who doesn't know what a dindong is: "What's a dindong?"

dindong by annnooonnn December 12, 2018

dindong 

use to express someone who is disturbing or troublesome, possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 5 of the first season.

and for you dindongs, i'd like to put a pin in your requests.

dindong by kevin_peng30 April 11, 2017