dindong 

A person who doesn't know what a dindong is

Someone who knows what a dindong is: "Omg you're such a dindong!"

Someone who doesn't know what a dindong is: "What's a dindong?"

dindong by annnooonnn December 12, 2018

dindong 

use to express someone who is disturbing or troublesome, possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 5 of the first season.

and for you dindongs, i'd like to put a pin in your requests.

dindong by kevin_peng30 April 11, 2017

dindonuffin

Haha, usually a criminal who always says this to the cops when they arrive

Officer: Ok sir we have your dna, your blood and your semen at the crime seen
Brother: Whaaaaa dindonuffin noo dindonuffin, you see these cops being violent and aggressive to me even though I had a gun in my sock jeez didnt do it dindonuffin man c'mon!

dindonuffin by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

DingDongPuddlez 

A huge annoying karmawhore on Reddit as well as a power-tripping mod.

u/DingDongPuddlez is hated by many and liked by few

DingDongPuddlez by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN November 30, 2021

Downward Dingdong 

The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.

"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."

Downward Dingdong by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012

Dingdong and Marian 

The best looking and sexiest couple in Philippine showbiz. Dingdong Dantes was rediscovered by televiewers when he redefined himself as a romantic leading man. He was chosen as E's 3rd sexiest man in the world. Dingdong's dear inamorata is Marian Rivera who is beauty personified. She got her big break when she won the part of Marimar and was FHM Philippines' numero uno in 2008.

DINGDONG and MARIAN exude undeniable chemistry that passive televiewers turned into active supporters of the phenomenal love team. The well-loved couple provides joy, inspiration and motivation to their multitude of fans.

Dingdong and Marian by donandmarie December 10, 2009

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009