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dinkling 

A childish way of saying "idiot". Likely an extension of the word dink, which can reference a penis and an idiot simultaneously.

Origin is unknown - could it be a progression from the word "dinky" (18th century Scottish/Northern English word to be disapppointingly small, insignificant).... to the word "dink" (1930s North American, to lightly hit a ball in a sport)... to the early 1980s "dink" / "dinkling" meaning idiot/disappointingly small/penis? Could it be, that a little kid heard the last name "Dinkling", linked it with their knowledge of the word "dink" and the language evolved? Or is it just a fun word that became even more fun once it was used to call each other names with?

Likely was birthed by late Generation-X children, potentially in Western Canada. Rarely used today, but by that generation when they go deep to tap into their inner child to draw an insult.
He is such a dinkling.
dinkling by Blue Hydrangea August 9, 2018
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Dinkling 

(v.) the act of having your lover lay on his/her back, getting on your knees so you appear to be a midget, and rubbing your flaccid cock and loose hanging balls across their face.
Noah: Did you hear Kennedi's into dinkling?
Justus: Makes sense.
Dinkling by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020

Dirkling 

n. A miniature Dirka or spawn of a Dirka
My child's school used to be primarily white kids. Then the Mexican's took over. But now the school is being over-populated with Dirklings. They're everywhere!
Dirkling by DudeA July 18, 2009

dinking around

to goof off for long periods of time when you should be doing important things.
quit dinking around and get busy with your chores

or

i was dinking around on the internet all day and never paid the phone bill or washed the clothes
one who has a small penis
or baby penis

a baby duck is small so it is a duckling
a baby penis is small so it is a dickling
what an ugly dickling in your ugly goodwill pants
dickling by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.
John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.
finkle dinking by djmmjy August 22, 2010

Do the dinking 

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking
Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!
Do the dinking by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009
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