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Dinklewomp

If you say you're a "dog mom" but didn't literally have inappropriate relations with a dog and poop one out, then you're what we call a dinklewomp
Dinklewomp by Thecubsaregay April 19, 2022
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dinklehopper 

an annoying, stupid person who falls over all the time
and just completely struggles with everything all the time; someone who cannot function when in the class of biology.
today i acted like such a dinklehopper in biology class fifth period!
dinklehopper by mraaaah March 11, 2009

dinkleworf

A good looking, intelligent fella with unlimited rizz potential.
Dinkleworf been rizzin up all the fine shotties recently.
dinkleworf by Gibblet5000 April 10, 2023

Dinkleloppogus

(Dink-el-lop-po-gus) The triangle of skin in the front of a mans ball sack connecting his sack to his penis.
Woman come over here and nibble on my dinkleloppogus.
Dinkleloppogus by Cheezus420 February 13, 2010

dinkletromphus 

One of the largest dinosaurs known to walk the earth, at a staggering 50 feet tall and 100 feet from head to tale it’s hard to comprehend the size of this reptile that roamed South Africa over 100 million years ago , also known as the stinkle drinkle this dinosaur was famous for having a 20ft dick and Razor sharp teeth
Holy shit Is that a dinkletromphus
dinkletromphus by Mr.Potatodick April 23, 2020

dinkleworf

The true magnum opus of the English language. Used to describe something so great no other word can come close to describing it.
Person #1: My essay can only be described as dinkleworf.
Person #2 You say dinkleworf, but it reads more like it was written by a dinkledorf.
dinkleworf by Shred The Paper April 10, 2023

dinklebomb 

A nice way of calling someone an idiot, with assurance that they will have no idea what you mean. If they ask, it means "I love you."
Grandpa called me a dinklebomb again! He says it means "I love you" but I'd have to be a dinklebomb to believe that...
dinklebomb by ehog May 6, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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