You're out at a sporting event with like
five of your buddies. Four of us have bought at least one or more rounds of beers for everyone. It'
s getting close to the end of the game, and there'
s that one dinkasaurus who hasn't bought any beers, yet has had no problems drinking all the free beer. He think's he'
s gotten away with being a cheap ass motherfucker, but everyone in the group has noticed.
You, talking to a couple in the group: "Hey, did you notice dickless didn't buy any beers?
Response: "Yeah... what a
fucking dinkasaurus!"