Definitions by Uglyduckling

Lap Creep 

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

Lap Creep by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

Dingasaurus 

A loving term for a person or child who made an honest mistake or a goof up.

You litte dingasaurus I told you not to turn your spelling in until you corrected it!

Dingasaurus by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

FRIENDLY FUCK

super nice,overly nice,beyond being believeable

OMG! That guy was such a friendly fuck I thought we were in a candy shop!

FRIENDLY FUCK by Uglyduckling November 24, 2014