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An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch
Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.
dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007
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Dill Dough

When Pickle Bread is needed, this substance is skillfully created using the utmost carefulness. Dill Dough can start shaking and vibrating uncontrollably if the wrong measurements are used. This Dough is loved by many lonely women and can satisfy even the most hungry woman.
Woman 1: Im so hungry i need something to eat.

Woman 2: Well you can always come over to my place and have some of my dill dough.

Woman 1: wow thank you, i would love to share with you
Dill Dough by TNA69 September 2, 2009

Dill Dough

Dill Dough is almost exclusively made by female chefs and is often regarded as the ultimate female comfort food. My sister once tried "Dill Dough In Cider" which she liked a lot. Some of the first settlers in the USA who were known to been keen trappers and would cook that classic combination "Dill Dough & Beaver"
Mom's in the kitchen cooking naked . Ah, OK. She must have an urge for Dill Dough again.
a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".
"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

dilldog gaming 

dilldog gaming by tom brigs August 22, 2019

dill dough

A certain type of dough that mysteriously results to women orgasming. Please note this is not sour dough.
My mom was making dill dough and she fell on the floor in convulsions so I came on her face.
dill dough by brandon cluff April 20, 2006