dyldough 

A gentleman who sometimes works in marketing, sometimes works in sales, and is a full time drummer

Have you seen Dylan today? He's such a dyldough.

dyldough by NonHatrickPatrick May 26, 2022

Dildough 

Money required to purchase sex toys.

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.

Dildough by gnostic1 June 28, 2010

dildough 

when a female specimen inserts a baguette into her vaginal cavity for pleasure or fun

“Yo amy whas the bread in the oven for”
“oh im just making a dildough to put in my pussy”

dildough by blazin till the end June 16, 2018

dildough 

i found 10 under my moms closes in the closet.

let me eat some dildough

dildough by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Dildough 

A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

Dildough by Gingle October 28, 2010

Dildough 

Noun (from Old/Mid. English): The primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of Ol' Glastonbury, Pickle Bread.

What dost thou on thyne mind have?! Yea verily, ye c'n no a'bacen thyne Pickle Bread withe nary an clove of Dildough! Ye 'ave nigh an clue.

Dildough by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ July 7, 2010