Dilldong 

A total douchebag. Loves being with his/her mom on any occasion. May excell in school but has no friends. Also may be someone who is horrible in bed. A disgrace to society. If you ever find yourself with this person, you know you are a fag.

"Yo, did you see that dilldong and his mom at the movies?"

Dilldong by tyedye95 February 24, 2009

Dilladongo 

Creepy foreign man-boy who works on a Cruise ship.

Dude, I went to my cabin and when I walked in this Dilladongo was trying on my underwear.

Dilladongo by MMuffkin September 23, 2009

dildong

noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.

It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.

dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

dillydong 

a unique name for a penis, not to be confused with a dingdong (doorbell), may be used in code when not wanting boys to know you are talking about their penis.

You could almost see his dillydong through his pants at the club last night... or maybe I was just drunk....

dillydong by chimmychunga7 July 2, 2009

Dillonged

To raw dog it with a fat chick.

Did you hear about how Senzig dillonged that fat chick

Dillonged by bigballer69696969 June 12, 2011

dilldog gaming 

the sexiest youtuber.

dilldog gaming is hot

dilldog gaming by tom brigs August 22, 2019

dilldog 

A hotdog/dildo hybrid

1. After the BBQ there was plenty of leftovers, so Jennifer nonchalantly swiped a dilldog and proceeded for the guest bedroom.

2. As an April Fool's joke, Ashley served Rex a dilldog she had used before the picnic began.

dilldog by Tha Cuddla May 26, 2004