Dildogram

A monogrammed dildo...because you're fancy.

The font on that dildogram is exquisite! What is that? Edwardian script?

by JayDman January 13, 2017

Dildocracy

The government form in which the head dildocrat forces a society to his/her dickish ways.

Yeah, the Republic of Vachina is a total Dildocracy.

by solidejake November 3, 2010

Spunky Dildohammer

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.

by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010

dildographer

A name referd to the person who takes pictures of dildoes for marketing on the internet.

Dildoes sex toys rubber dong

The dildographer took some great pics of the new products

by Smart word guy December 18, 2016

Dildorado'd

Dildorado'd -meaning; to offend or alienate a group of people.
This offence can be one single action or several actions that add together to result in offence and alienation.
Usually leading to a loss of acceptance from the group and possible shunning or excommunication.
Commiting this acction is generaly serious enough to ruin any chance of acceptance back into the group.
This definition does not apply to offending a single person or commiting an offence that likely will be forgiven.

I Dildorado'd all of my my co-workers when I made that Polish joke at the Xmas party.

He was a lousy team captain, he picked on the black players all the time and Dildorado'd during the big game with his half time speach.

by Sean1967 March 28, 2007

dildography

The scientific study of dildos and their usage by and effect on society.

Bob has a master's degree in dildography.

by J__B January 28, 2006

dildocam

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010