A mystical duck shrine found on numerous Minecraft servers, omnipresent owing to its minimalism and likeness to ducks. Each Dilck statue hosts a deceased dilck's spirit, acting as its vessel and providing builders with a place of worship.
Steve: "O great dilck, please bless me with good fortune in my hunt tonight."
Dilck: "Firstly, it's Gerald, and secondly, here, have 64 steaks."
Dilck: "Firstly, it's Gerald, and secondly, here, have 64 steaks."
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