1) Literally a meat patty made from ground penises.
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"
1. A nonsensical phrase commonly used as a conversation starter while intoxicated
2. A hamburger from Casey's General Store with all or most of the available condiments and toppings
Tron: "Dickburgers"
Albert: "What are you talking about?"
Tron: "Derp"
Ed: "What's up, man?"
Tron: "Just got back from Casey's with this dickburger. Its so good."
Ed: "Dude, you got that shit all over your face."
Tron: "I know I love dickburgers"
A Dickburger is a Hardee's burger you receive when you go through the drive-thru late at night, instead of receiving a Thickburger. The burger tastes like dick because some dirty beaner shoved his dong in between the hamburger buns before he wrapped it up for you to eat.
Ah shit Tom, this burger tastes like some mexican put his weiner on the hamburger buns, what a nasty dickburger!
A stereotypical Frenchman too engaged in the act of sniffing his own farts to try to understand and appreciate other cultures. From Steve Martin's Inspector Clouseau character in "The Pink Panther," in which Inspector Clouseau attempts to pronounce the word "hamburger," and is met with frustration.
"Check out that Domburger. He doesn't know how to eat a freakin' onion ring! He's using a knife and fork!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.