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Dirtburgered 

When someone tries to be helpful, but as usual, fails spectacularly and creates even more problems.
"Kevin tried to help me move my car, but he dirtburgered me when he ran over my dog and got bulgogi sauce all over the upholstery."
Dirtburgered by Crunchmuncher May 29, 2022

dickburger

1) Literally a meat patty made from ground penises.
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"
Bigots are total dickburgers!
dickburger by Gardner! October 19, 2011

dickburgers 

1. A nonsensical phrase commonly used as a conversation starter while intoxicated

2. A hamburger from Casey's General Store with all or most of the available condiments and toppings
Tron: "Dickburgers"
Albert: "What are you talking about?"
Tron: "Derp"

Ed: "What's up, man?"
Tron: "Just got back from Casey's with this dickburger. Its so good."
Ed: "Dude, you got that shit all over your face."
Tron: "I know I love dickburgers"
dickburgers by shit sorry dude October 30, 2011

dickburger

A Dickburger is a Hardee's burger you receive when you go through the drive-thru late at night, instead of receiving a Thickburger. The burger tastes like dick because some dirty beaner shoved his dong in between the hamburger buns before he wrapped it up for you to eat.
Ah shit Tom, this burger tastes like some mexican put his weiner on the hamburger buns, what a nasty dickburger!
dickburger by Vladamir Strokoffalot December 11, 2007

Domburger 

A stereotypical Frenchman too engaged in the act of sniffing his own farts to try to understand and appreciate other cultures. From Steve Martin's Inspector Clouseau character in "The Pink Panther," in which Inspector Clouseau attempts to pronounce the word "hamburger," and is met with frustration.
"Check out that Domburger. He doesn't know how to eat a freakin' onion ring! He's using a knife and fork!"

damburger 

Some one who is so retarded that they are nearly like a pile of meat.
That dude over there is such a damburger.
damburger by Duski August 23, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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