Dickwog 

sounds irish and british, its a loser pig, or contemptible person. like dick wad but its a pig.

"Shut up, Dickwog!"

Dickwog by wogwards August 23, 2022

A whole dickworth 

An SI measurement used to determine various large quantities.

"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"

"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"

A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017

Dickwaggle

One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."

Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."

Dickwaggle by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007

dickwag 

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

dickwag by bubastis May 2, 2009

Dickwolf 

A dickwolf is a mythical creature most well known for the fact that it's limbs (ranging from six to two dozen) are all erect penises. The nocturnal dickwolf, a pack predator, is commonly known to prey on humans... whom they rape, as a pack, in order to acquire substinence. Dickwolves are known to hold their prey captive in their lairs, so they may rape them (again, as a pack, with their six to two dozen penis-limbs) several times over the course of months.

Please, save me from the dickwolves! They've held me captive and have raped me every night for the last six months!

Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.

Dickwolf by Comradebot August 13, 2010

dickdog 

When you stretch and wrap your ball-sack all the way to the tip of your schlong, hence giving the appearance of a hot dog bun... Typically meant for well-endowed individuals

I fed my girlfreind some dickdog last nite, my balls feel sore now

dickdog by Colorao October 16, 2006

dickography 

the complete history of everyone your boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / lover / significant other has ever slept with.

Julie usually gets a full dickography of any guy she sleeps with beforehand.

dickography by Aria & Andrea December 4, 2007