Dickwog
"Shut up, Dickwog!"
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A whole dickworth
"How fast were you going over the speed limit?"
"A whole dickworth!"
"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
"A whole dickworth!"
"How much of a headass is HRM?"
"A whole dickworth"
A whole dickworth by Toasty99 February 10, 2017
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Dickwog • dickwogget • dickdog • dickwagon • dickworms • dickwod • dickwag • dickwig • dickworks • dickworthy
Dickwolf
A dickwolf is a mythical creature most well known for the fact that it's limbs (ranging from six to two dozen) are all erect penises. The nocturnal dickwolf, a pack predator, is commonly known to prey on humans... whom they rape, as a pack, in order to acquire substinence. Dickwolves are known to hold their prey captive in their lairs, so they may rape them (again, as a pack, with their six to two dozen penis-limbs) several times over the course of months.
Please, save me from the dickwolves! They've held me captive and have raped me every night for the last six months!
Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.
Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.
Dickwolf by Comradebot August 13, 2010
dickography
the complete history of everyone your boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / lover / significant other has ever slept with.
dickography by Aria & Andrea December 4, 2007
Dicknog
I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.
Dicknog by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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