Dicknog 

Ejaculate; semen

I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.

Dicknog by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010

Dicknotized 

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked 

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)

Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

Mr. Dicknotdicked by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014

dicknoff

When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.

We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.

dicknoff by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknose 

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.

Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.

Dicknose by AHuge August 7, 2020

Dicknology 

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.

Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."

Dicknology by El Christo October 17, 2010