Dicknog

Ejaculate; semen

I just shot a load of dicknog all over my jockey shorts watching that Kathy Bates nude scene from About Schmidt.

by 4thelulz34 June 30, 2010

Dicknotized

to be obsessed by the amazing powers, excellent use of, and orgasmic potential of a man's dick

Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"

by Word$m!th March 24, 2016

Mr. Dicknotdicked

The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.

Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)

Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he

would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.

by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014

dicknoff

When someone uses procrastination and delayed action by being deliberate.

We wouldn't have missed our flight if he wasn't "dicknoff " all day.

by Mixxedbag May 11, 2016

Dicknotised

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknose

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.

Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.

by AHuge August 7, 2020

Dicknology

Any technology that makes it easy to share your schlong with the world. See Chatroulette.

Suzy: "Have you seen this new app that sends you a random photo? I've been getting schlong shots all day."

Bob: "Sounds like a great piece of dicknology."

Ralph: "It's a dicknological breakthrough."

by El Christo October 17, 2010