A dickwolf is a mythical creature most well known for the fact that it's limbs (ranging from six to two dozen) are all erect penises. The nocturnal dickwolf, a pack predator, is commonly known to prey on humans... whom they rape, as a pack, in order to acquire substinence. Dickwolves are known to hold their prey captive in their lairs, so they may rape them (again, as a pack, with their six to two dozen penis-limbs) several times over the course of months.
Please, save me from the dickwolves! They've held me captive and have raped me every night for the last six months!
Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.
Sorry, I will not slay a dickwolf.
by Comradebot August 13, 2010
a jerk who tries to take credit for someone else's work. (After Dick Wolf who gets all his ideas for Law & Order from real crimes.)
Friend 1: We should probably get to the concert at least an hour early.
Friend 2: Yeah, we should probably get there like an hour early cause it’s gonna get packed.
Friend 1: I just said that, Dickwolf.
Friend: Oh, hah, sorry.
Friend 2: Yeah, we should probably get there like an hour early cause it’s gonna get packed.
Friend 1: I just said that, Dickwolf.
Friend: Oh, hah, sorry.
by tvjames July 19, 2009
a mythical creature that only comes out at night. It consists of a wolf body and a dick head. There are many mutations of the dick wolf, sometimes the entire head is a dick including balls and sometimes it may only be the snout that is a dick.
by Miss Sparkles June 03, 2010
noun:
Term used to describe a flamboyantly gay male or
a female who is being a predatory hoochie mama
Term used to describe a flamboyantly gay male or
a female who is being a predatory hoochie mama
Male:
Jason is a pretty hot dickwolf tonight with the pink boa as an accessory.
The guys from "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" are the funniest dickwolves in town.
Female:
Ewwww! That girl needs to put some clothes on and stop being a nasty dickwolf.
That slut moved up from a barfly to a dickwolf after her last night out on the town.
Jason is a pretty hot dickwolf tonight with the pink boa as an accessory.
The guys from "Queer Eye for a Straight Guy" are the funniest dickwolves in town.
Female:
Ewwww! That girl needs to put some clothes on and stop being a nasty dickwolf.
That slut moved up from a barfly to a dickwolf after her last night out on the town.
by Jaquelyn January 05, 2006
A nerd with latent misogynist tendencies.
The Dickwolf spends most days as an ordinary nerd, eager to converse about his favorite subjects at length with persons of any gender. However, upon exposure to any overtly feminist ideas, the Dickwolf will transform into a raging male chauvinist.
The common belief that these transformations are caused by the female period has not gathered any support among the lycanthropy community. Nonetheless, this belief has led many known Dickwolves to refuse to associate with females on a persistent basis.
The Dickwolf spends most days as an ordinary nerd, eager to converse about his favorite subjects at length with persons of any gender. However, upon exposure to any overtly feminist ideas, the Dickwolf will transform into a raging male chauvinist.
The common belief that these transformations are caused by the female period has not gathered any support among the lycanthropy community. Nonetheless, this belief has led many known Dickwolves to refuse to associate with females on a persistent basis.
by LogicalDash March 12, 2011
A boy who has normal chat during the day but when the sun goes down, he only sends dick pics. Mix of the word werewolf and dickpics
by Drobertson27 April 09, 2020