One who is not keen on being straight or
cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton
John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton
John's."
Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I
almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to
speak with him"
Adam: "I
know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."