dickwang

An especially stupid person

Bloody Hell you are a complete dickwang

dickwang by TheHoon May 14, 2009

dickwang

An extremely fat person

Freaking hell, that guy is a dickwang

dickwang by Johnny's gf October 30, 2015

dickwag 

when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.

Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."

dickwag by bubastis May 2, 2009

Dickwank

A derogatory term for a person (usually male) who acts in an appalling manner. One who deserves insult. Can be used in reference to prominent public figures who offend, say a sportsman who performs terribly. However, it is more commonly used to insult those around you.

Dave! Stop stealing my cookies you dickwank...

Dickwank by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

dickwanker 

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

dickwank by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dickwanked 

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

dickwanked by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008