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good dicking
Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
good dicking by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016
Dicking Down
Dicking Down by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013
Proper Dicking
When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"
Friend: "Very well"
Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013
dicklength
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"
Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013
Hick-dickering
While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.
Hick-dickering by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010
Curb-dicking
To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."
2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
Curb-dicking by nicholblack December 13, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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