Dickstorm
I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.
Dickstorm by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012
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I was looking at the missed connections section of craigslist last night because it makes me feel better about myself and all of the pictures loaded at once. Man, it was a real Dickstorm!
Dickstorm by T-Bone5682 November 5, 2012
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dickstorm
verb; the stealth act of planting an anonymous drawing of a penis or similarly offensive illustration in a place where someone is likely to discover it when not suspecting.
noun; in reference to the article itself, often a hand-drawn image on a scrap of paper taped to the inside of a friends sunglasses or buried in their sugar pot.
noun; in reference to the article itself, often a hand-drawn image on a scrap of paper taped to the inside of a friends sunglasses or buried in their sugar pot.
That Chris is a genius, he lowered my office chair all the way so when I went to grab the lever to correct it I found a cheeky dickstorm stuck to it.
dickstorm by dick storm July 21, 2011
Uniform Dickstribution
When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.
Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.
Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019
dickstar
Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.
"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."
"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."
dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015
Dickstracted
adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
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