dickstory 

history of dicks

"So I have been thinking about my dickstory from the past decade or so."

"Damn Stacey, why you so loose? What's your dickstory?!"

dickstory by amanil May 17, 2018

Uniform Dickstribution 

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

Uniform Dickstribution by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

dickstar 

Favoriting someone's tweets just to be a dick. Best reserved for (but not limited to) pretentious statements made by obnoxious people.

"I'm so salty today. 'Scuse me while I go dickstar a few tweets."

"Ay did you just dickstar me, bro? No way dawg, I genuinely agree with your statement."

dickstar by drspacebaby May 29, 2015

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

Dicksord

When u misspeak Discord

Did you see what I wrote on Dicksord-Er, Discord?

Dicksord by I ned sum mer robux January 16, 2018

dickstruck 

When all other positive or negative attributes of a man fall to the wayside on account of him having either a big dick or being really good in bed.

"He's kind of a lame but I can't help it, I'm dickstruck."

dickstruck by THAT_GIRL1 October 24, 2011

Dickstart 

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

Dickstart by Cap watet June 2, 2021