When someone steps on your penis with great force while you're laying down, often causing permanent infertility and a fear of anything going near your crotch. Your balls may also split open.
"Man, I was just laying on the beach and this douche-bag came and dick stomped me!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
"Dude, you better shut up or I'm going to dick stomp the shit out of you!"
by Miles Hale August 2, 2009
1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
2) The act of stomping penis.
3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.
I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.
by x_reticent July 6, 2009
A word I made up for when you have sex with an obese female(Or male if your gay)
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
The felling that your dick was smashed after sex with a fat person.
by Lucas Hartwell November 8, 2007
Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.
by kwis9 March 28, 2023