Dicksslexic
Oh shit. I can't beleive I just texted/posted that dick pic to (1: my auto mechanic)(2: the Stop Sexual Harassment Now DM on Twitter). What the hell, I must be Dicksslexic.
Dicksslexic by MajorHole June 14, 2017
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Dickslexic
Dickslexic by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020
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dicklexic
For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
"honey, your cock is to small for me..."
dicklexic by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006
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dicklexic by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008
dickslexia
The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.
dickslexia by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008
Dickslexick
The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.
Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!
Dickslexick by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016
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Dickslexia by ifibackitup February 21, 2020
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