Dicksslexic

Accidental texting or posting of dick pics to the wrong number or DM.

Oh shit. I can't beleive I just texted/posted that dick pic to (1: my auto mechanic)(2: the Stop Sexual Harassment Now DM on Twitter). What the hell, I must be Dicksslexic.

by MajorHole June 14, 2017

Dickslexic

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

dicklexic

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008

dickslexia

The disorder defined by a penis that repeatedly confusing the right and wrong whole during intercourse.

His cock was so small, he could have had dickslexia and I'd still ask "Are you in yet?"

by Pass Check Bot January 28, 2008

Dickslexick

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.

Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020