Dickslexick 

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.

Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!

Dickslexick by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

Dicksexlick

When a dyslexic person attempts to pronounce his/her own condition, the sound that emerges is "dicksexlick".

Jane: I'm concerned you may be dyslexic.

John: What?! I am not dicksexlick!

Dicksexlick by jerfadelphia June 2, 2013

Dickslexic 

When the dick so good it make her stutter and typo when she message you.

Man this girl's dickslexic bad af, can't understand what she saying.

Dickslexic by Slippery Slopes January 24, 2020

Dickslicksia 

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

Dickslicksia by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

dicklexic 

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

dicklexic by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006

Dickletick

when a man tickles your armpit with his dick

omg emily joel osment gave me a super dickletick last night

Dickletick by Breelynn November 13, 2009

dicklexic 

Getting the holes back to front

Says woman to man, "OUCH not in there! what are you? dicklexic?"

dicklexic by Luci Lockette July 16, 2008