Definitions by MajorHole

splewgle 

The act of searching for sick, perverted or otherwise sexual related terms your friends use but you don't know what they are on the Internet. Often accompanied with the pronoun "it"

My friends Shannon and Howie were laughing at the term Rusty Trombone so I figured I would Splewgle it to find out what it meant.

splewgle by MajorHole July 10, 2017

Dicksslexic 

Accidental texting or posting of dick pics to the wrong number or DM.

Oh shit. I can't beleive I just texted/posted that dick pic to (1: my auto mechanic)(2: the Stop Sexual Harassment Now DM on Twitter). What the hell, I must be Dicksslexic.

Dicksslexic by MajorHole June 14, 2017

Polio Legs

The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.

That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.

Polio Legs by MajorHole November 18, 2016

Pervsuasive 

The ability to persuade sexual partners to perform perverted acts that would normally be out of their comfort zone.

I was very pervsuasive in getting my girlfriend to do nasty, kinky things she had never done before.

Pervsuasive by MajorHole September 15, 2016

Muppet Strangler 

One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation

I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.

Muppet Strangler by MajorHole September 11, 2016