A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
a dude with a self-confident attitude that causes him to know he is awesome(at everything)espacially at slinging meat/having sex.mostly true master dick slingers dont get much practice but when they have sex they can make most girls cum hard
jeremy:im a master dick slinger im fuckin awesome
tiffany(to her friends):i came so hard last night it ran down my legs