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DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.
Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?
DICKFINGERS by pwnissa June 21, 2009
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Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.
Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.
Dickfingers by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.
guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!
dickfingers by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...
He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!
dickfingers by Jean S, January 16, 2008

Dick Fingers 

Someone who is poor at catching objects such as balls in sports or anything being passed or thrown to them. Hence their fingers are resemblant of flaccid penises.
"Michael Hairsine always drops the ball"
"Ya, he has dick fingers for sure"
Dick Fingers by CoolGuyMcCool420 January 27, 2010

Dick fingers 

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.
Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...

Dick Fingers 

When a guy takes a piss then doesn't wash his hands.
Frank took a piss and didn't wash his hands. He then shook hands with Paul who was unaware that Frank had dick fingers.
Dick Fingers by Dirkley May 9, 2019
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