Dickstinger 

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

Dickstinger by Fascinus December 8, 2022

dickskinner 

Marine Corps jargon for the body part that begins at the wrist and ends at the fingertips. Also known as a hand.

Get your damn dickskinners off of my car! I just spent ten dollars to have it washed.

dickskinner by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 18, 2006

dickskinners 

Colorful slang for "hands."

They designed this machine to keep your dickskinners away from the moving parts.

dickskinners by Nigga B April 25, 2003

dinkstinker 

One who goes around stinking up peoples dinks, usually with anal sex

John is such a man-slut... a real dinkstinker

dinkstinker by Adam Erickson May 22, 2007

DICKFINGERS

A disease that plagues the nation, exemplified by the typing of words so incorrectly that they imply your fingers are penises. This normally occurs when writing with a keyboard. People affected by this disease tend to misspell even the simplest of words. This disease was discovered by a scientist/pwnologist named DR.JASZSINGH. Unfortunately, there is no known cure for DICKFINGERS.

Jorgeiscoolxx: yuo i ddi nohtngi yesterday

itszemochickXX: dude you have dickfingers or something?

DICKFINGERS by pwnissa June 21, 2009

dickshinery

a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it.

what is this dickshinery?

dickshinery by SuperDINOBadass May 30, 2009

Dickfingers

A braggart whose writing is so self-referential and egotistical as to be considered masturbatory. A metaphorical reference indicating that the act of typing out such writing is a self-induced pleasure for the jerkoff doing the writing.

Did you see that guy's love letter to himself? What a dickfingers.

Dickfingers by jjfromkansas August 2, 2012