Dickroy

A chronic masturbator that prefers sitting Indian style in various driveways to perform his craft.

Todd, get the shotgun and get that Dickroy off our driveway before he ejaculates.

by MRLING January 28, 2022

Dickroids

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

DickRoot

Where a man has his underwear right above the dick and the pelvis region is visible.

Coined by Joe Rogan referencing Carrot Top in one of his workout photos.

See that right there where his pants are at the base of his cock? That's dickroot right there.

by Erkadurka January 3, 2018

Dickrolled

The act of clicking a link and being misled to a picture of a penis. After which, the link-giver must advise you that you have been Dickrolled.

Hey Howie!
Click this: <insert link>
(he clicks it)

LOL YOU GOT DICKROLLED.

by n0return October 27, 2009

Dickroderie

When several dudes come together to get their friend laid by leaving him the last man standing at the bar with a girl.

Bro we full on ditched mike and Jenn at the bar, he better have gotten laid. That was some awesome Dickroderie.

by True Dicktective July 8, 2015

Dickroll

A total idiot acting like a normal person for a brief period of time.

My boss can't to anything correctly on most days, but today he's on a dickroll and really taking care of business.

by BigBossMan99 February 10, 2014

dickrod

An unethical person who lies to better his own personal agenda; a DickRod.

The current U of M football coach DickRod is eponymous with Dickrod.

by Dirt Winston January 10, 2008