dickory

Clock

How many bells have you got on the old dickory?

by Elisabeth the Queen December 25, 2009

dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.

The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.

by Freed O.T. February 16, 2006

dickoris

cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser

mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise

by bannana March 25, 2004

dickory doubt

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.

Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?

by thankyoubarney December 13, 2011

hickory DICKORY

A nick name for a guy who has a small dick,And is probably alone .He lives video games and most likely has dreads.

Hickory DICKORY you need to grow a bigger dick.

Hickory DICKORY cut your dreads.

by IssaaaVibee December 11, 2018

Hickory Dickory Clock

The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.

Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."

by Varnpike October 26, 2016

Hickory Dickory Dock

A simple poem that seems sexual because of similarities between "dock" and "cock".

Hickory Dickory Dock
Your mom sucked my Cock
The clock struck one
And all was done
Hickory Dickory Dock

by PsYcHoImoN May 22, 2011