netch's definitions

Biggus Dickus

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

by netch October 6, 2004

punked in the duke

When a man sticks his peener in another mans butthole.

Farnell was punked in the duke by Casey Cockril.

by Netch July 17, 2004

beef it

When you play with your dick while looking at a jack mag.

Man I just beefed it for 4 hours straight.

by Netch July 16, 2004

jack mag

A pornographic magazine used to aid with beefing it.

Thomas had a closet full of jack mags until his mom found them and grounded him for it.

by Netch July 16, 2004

raw snagged

Past tense for raw snag.

Ash raw snagged us but his nuts were so small we didn't even notice.

by Netch July 16, 2004

Leyritz

Means weed or to smoke weed or how you feel after you smoke weed. Derived from the baseball player Jim Leyritz

Wanna get Leyritzed? Got any Leyritz? Damn, I'm Leyritzed.

by Netch July 16, 2004

dronst

Drunk. Or to get drunk.

Holy shit, I'm dronst. I'm a little bit Leyritz too.

by Netch July 16, 2004