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Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.

John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.

Thule tool by enols August 11, 2010

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A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

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