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Dicknature 

Writing your signature in such a way that it resembles an erect penis.
Barack Obama has a great dicknature.
Dicknature by rossomatik December 21, 2017
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Dicknature 

When a man rolls over after sex and applies his wet penis onto the sheets, when he rolls back over he has left his DICKNATURE. Very similar to writing your signature, however with a wet dick.
After morning sex, my man rolled over for a 10 minute snooze before work. When he got up I noticed his dicknature was left behind...
Dicknature by DBABY0802 October 26, 2018

Dickture Message 

a picture message, that contains a picture of male genitalia.
Dude stalefish sent me a dickture message, he's so gross
Dickture Message by zac archer April 18, 2010

Dickatress 

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.
"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"
Dickatress by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010

Dickture 

Dick-pics are so 2000s, I take dicktures!
Dickture by Titan49 January 18, 2020

Dicktures 

Send me dicktures
Dicktures by Vanillaxskys February 19, 2014

dickture 

A photographic image of one males pelvic region
"This guy sent me a Dickture so i sent him one back."
dickture by halfbloodhunk July 28, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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