Dickatress

One who exhibits the qualities of being a dick. Generally a female, but sometimes can describe a male who is acting like a bitch.

"When Spencer went to the Heaven and Hell without his girlfriend he was being such a dickatress"

by Ayybayybayy February 3, 2010

Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpression

The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.

John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?

James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.

by TheMusicMan000 August 15, 2016

dickpress

a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode

guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?

guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"

guy 1: amazing

by weejooooooo April 18, 2010

dickpressed

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickpression

Not having dick in your life.

Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression

by Imtotallyfetchh November 2, 2017