Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

by Leb11 May 22, 2021

Dickmong

A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.

Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"

Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"

by GingerTurdCakes October 11, 2015

dickmongrel

a whore who is literally addicted to sucking dick, having dick in her ass or vagina, or loves to rub dick.

"oh my god jillian is such a dickmongrel, i heard at that party last night she suck 30 something dicks."

"your right she sucked mine too"

by alex brownie January 30, 2008

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

by irieboii January 15, 2009

dickmoneyed

To get inconceivably drunk

Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed

by annabelDickson August 2, 2017

dicksmoker

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!

Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!

by coastworm October 8, 2003

dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual

1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!

by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005