1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.

I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!

dickman by JSharkey September 28, 2006

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Dickmanjudo

The act of attacking someone with your penis until they are unconcious and then dragging there body to a near by cespool.

"you stupid ass, if you don't stop tee baggin me im gonna dickmanjudo you!"

"Dude did you see c.s.i. last night?
"That guy tottaly got dickmanjudoed!"

Dickmanjudo by llaccm December 7, 2009

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Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

Dickman Douche by Dace Solo December 9, 2016

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Dickman

An eloquent insult conjured up in the 2010 era to describe or refer to someone in the act of dicking around, dicking with and/or around someone, or flat out being a dick. All of this without visual contact of said dick.

"Keegan you dickman, get over here with that hammer."
"Dickman alert: Here comes Preston."
"Throw away that apple core you dickman."

Dickman by Anti-dickman February 15, 2010

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