Dicklement
Man, at the party last night Tom kept on getting his cock out. He was totally fishing for a dicklement.
Dicklement by fagmuttonmittenbutton February 19, 2011
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ticklement
To be punished by being tickled. Considered a socially-acceptable torture by some and just plain silly by others. Regardless, ticklement is a severe punishment by any standards, as the victim of ticklement will giggle, laugh, and probably kick and scream violently until they wet their pants or pass out from lack of breath; or, on rare occasions, those giving the punishment might run out of energy, leaving the victim gasping for breath while simultaneously wheezing the last few chuckles out of their system.
Note - Ticklement is extremely effective if the victim is ticklish and giggles like a girl.
Note - Ticklement is extremely effective if the victim is ticklish and giggles like a girl.
ticklement by dan.s October 23, 2008
dickumentary
You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."
Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"
Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"
dickumentary by hmcdesq December 8, 2010
Dickmentia
When a girl that used to be chaste gave up and tryed dick. She is now very promiscuous and thinking about nothing but when and where she's getting some next. It can also be used as a scale.
Normal: KC has totally cought full blown Dickmentia, all she talks about is the dick she's been getting. Percentage: Kaitlyn is about a 35% on the Dickmentia scale because she still dose her job and her school work but, a lot of her free time and conversation topics have to do with dick and things related to dick.
Dickmentia by 20TheGiant20 September 26, 2018
Picklement
The combination of the saying "in a pickle" and predicament. Both have the same definition basically, but the combination of the two sounded funny and is fun to say. Thus, A Picklement is a situation that is difficult and/or unpleasant to be in.
Dude #1: "Man, my Mom asked me about the pipe in my room...thanks to my brother"
Dude #2: "Yeesh, sounds like you're in one hell of a Picklement!"
Dude #2: "Yeesh, sounds like you're in one hell of a Picklement!"
Picklement by Gig_Borilla July 11, 2021
Dickmentia
When one cannot remember whom he or she slept with. Whether it be two days or two years ago.
This is both within context for both males and females.
This is both within context for both males and females.
GAWD, I cannot remember for the life of me the name of that fly shorty I met last week... I'm having such Dickmentia right now!
Dickmentia by bbrkdwn July 14, 2010
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