When you have sex with your
awesome dick
and then water comes out
"
Man Samantha loves it when her
boyfriend does a dicklefuck."
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A supposed adult man who still gets an allowance from his
mom and throws literal hissyfits when he wants to buy something and is told to use his own money. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other people in his life. Also, was on top chef and lost because he doesn’
t know how to cook a
shrimp. And he trespassed to poison a
tree on someone else’s property by drilling holes in the trunk and injecting homemade herbicide, all because the
tree’s branch was blocking sun to solar panels he wanted on his roof. And he’s going bald and is really self-conscious about it.
“He is suuuuuuch a dickfuck.”