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Dicklayed

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.
by Snot11 April 15, 2023
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dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.
You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?
by Mr Faz October 17, 2008
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Dickapedia

A large collection of nudes (male), on a storage device (phone, computer etc).
Dude do you want to see whos in my Dickapedia?
by Dimcas92 October 23, 2012
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Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008
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dickeyed

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.
Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.
by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007
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Dicklashed

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
by mckphilby October 6, 2009
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dicklace

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace
Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace
by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013
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