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Dicklayed 

To be delayed thanks to sex.
Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.
Dicklayed by Snot11 April 15, 2023
Words you can keep

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.
dickfaced asshole by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

Dickapedia 

A large collection of nudes (male), on a storage device (phone, computer etc).
Dude do you want to see whos in my Dickapedia?
Dickapedia by Dimcas92 October 23, 2012

Dicklopediac 

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.
Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.
Dicklopediac by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

dickeyed 

To be yelled at and ridiculed constantly because you are a major screw up at work. Generally occurs one or many times before you are shamefully terminated from your place of employment. May also be followed by what is known as the Dickey dance, as your colleagues celebrate your long awaited removal from the premises.
Maybe in the next season of The Apprentice, you may hear Donald Trump say “You’re Dickeyed” instead of “You’re Fired”.

Every four months I get Dickeyed from my job.

I've been Dickeyed from four jobs just this year.
dickeyed by pdiddy12345 August 27, 2007

Dicklashed 

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
Dicklashed by mckphilby October 6, 2009

dicklace 

when you have a dick so skinny it looks like a shoelace
Last night I was with Johnny and he pulled down his pants and said you should go down on me. I almost laughed so hard at his dicklace
dicklace by Johnnyfucksyou October 17, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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