by mckphilby October 06, 2009
Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
by 808Rockz June 11, 2014
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
by melidollabillz February 08, 2014
(n) - When you're jacking off and your mom walks in, prompting you to hastily sequester your wang and shove it back down at an awkward angle.
Bob really got dicklash yesterday, especially after that ten hour spell on Redtube that his mom walked in on.
by Slavman September 29, 2010
Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.
MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.
Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.
Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
by AJ.S November 28, 2006
by Fondleface November 03, 2012
When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
by lyradius February 13, 2014