Skip to main content

dicklength 

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.
Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."
dicklength by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013
Related Words

dickless trap 

Basically the father that abandoned you, but in the body of an anime girl with an oem vagina. Extremely hot, will fix your car, beat your ass. Seems like a trap, but isn't. XX, feminine features, though high in Testosterone.
"She always has these boyfriends with daddy issues"
"Obviously, she's a dickless trap after all"
dickless trap by src101 January 13, 2022
Tommy was balls deep in Jane when her boyfriend came home. He was definately in a dickle.
Dickle by Richard Cranium! December 11, 2012

Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.
Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...
Dickle Whip by AcidRain September 16, 2012
ONe without having a male sex organ or one that lacks courage.
Cletus is DICKLESS because he doesn't want to step up to that hottie.
dickless by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

dickleboosh 

When you give a blow job while eating a pickle
"She gave me a mad Dickleboosh the other day!"
"Sarah gives a good Dickleboosh."
dickleboosh by TheBooshers July 16, 2016